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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Experts say the cost of funerals have risen by 50%, they blame it on the cost of living.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
Oxnard Harbor, April 2011
Poetry Corner
When Links Go Bad
Sometimes things just don't turn out the way you expect.
Sad to say, the article you asked for was not found (although we may be re-working it). We have many other fine articles for your consideration though, so please select another.
Please take consolation in this captivating haiku:
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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