Last update: 16 Dec 2016
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Ventura, Nov 2009
Poetry Corner
When Links Go Bad
Sometimes things just don't turn out the way you expect.
Sad to say, the article you asked for was not found (although we may be re-working it). We have many other fine articles for your consideration though, so please select another.
Please take consolation in this captivating haiku:
In the mists of time
arise great words of wisdom
regretfully lost.
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